Saturday, December 21, 2019

Raquel Welch's earring bomb: Passing thoughts on gun control

I like to watch old movies on television on Saturday afternoons, and I don't care whether the movie I watch is good or bad. This afternoon, I watched Fathom, a 1967 film starring Raquel Welch.

Raquel is involved in some sort of international terror plot. A guy with a British accent gives her a pair of lime green earrings, which happen to match the lime green bikini she is wearing. The left earring is a small bomb, the guy tells her. Just drop it down a ventilator shaft and it will explode in 30 seconds.

In the next scene, Raquel entices the villain, a creepy looking character wearing a green-tinted monacle, into the master suite of a luxury yacht.  He is so enchanted by Raquel's beauty that he doesn't notice her throw her left earring down a conveniently located ventilator shaft. Sure enough, in 30 seconds (maybe less), the earring explodes and sinks the yacht. Raquel gets away on a speedboat being driven by the guy who gave her the earrings.

This movie got me to thinking about gun control. I have a Remington 20-gauge shotgun for quail hunting and a  Remington 12-gauge shotgun for shooting ducks. I would be very sorry if Michael Bloomberg confiscated them should he be elected president. I wouldn't go postal, but I wouldn't be happy about it.

I'm a reasonable guy, and I'm not totally against all gun control. Nevertheless, I think the Democrats should start small with their campaign to take guns away from Americans.  Let them start by banning those dangerous earring bombs like the one Raquel Welch used to sink a yacht. I for one would not object.

Fortunately, earring bombs are rare. After the movie ended, I drove to my local Academy store and asked if they carried earring bombs. (I guilefully told the sales associate I was shopping for a Christmas present for my wife.)

The associate told me the store was sold out of earring bombs and wouldn't restock them until after the holidays.  He also said the lime green model had been discontinued.

Returning to my discussion of the movie Fathom, I highly recommend it. It is true the plot is a little thin but no thinner than an Ingmar Bergman movie. It is also true that Roger Ebert gave Fathom a "thumbs down." But the New York Times described the movie as "crackling good fun," and who would argue with the New York Times over matters of culture and the arts?


Raquel Welch, sans earring bomb.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Let's kick California off the island: When bad things happen to a good state

You don't know me but you don't like me,
You say you care less how I feel
How many of you that sit and judge me
Ever walked the streets of Bakersfield?

Streets of Bakersfield
Sung by Buck Owens

I love California, which I've visited many times. Napa Valley is lovely and produces terrific wines. The landscape around Santa Barbara is the most beautiful in the world, surpassing Tuscany and the Li Valley in southwestern China, in my opinion.

Unlike (I suspect) California's politicians, I appreciate the great literature of California. I've read Frank Norris' The Octopus, Nathanael West's Day of the Locust, some of Joan Didion's essays, Richard Henry Dana's Two Years Before the Mast, and many of the works of Jack London and John Steinbeck. I love T.C. Boyles' California novels, particularly The Tortilla Curtain and Budding Prospects.

And Californians are great people. Although I haven't met them all, I've never met a Californian I didn't like. (I might not like Charlie Manson or HarveyWeinstein, but we don't run in the same circles.)

But let's face it. The Californians insist on sending wingnuts to Congress, and these nut jobs are ruining the country.  I'm talking Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, Maxine Waters, etc., etc.  It's got to stop.

So let's vote California off the island. I realize a state can't secede from the Union, but with a constitutional amendment, we can surely vote to kick a state out of the club.

Who could oppose such a move? Texas? North Dakota? Hell, the Californians would jump at the chance to have their own nation.

If California was a country it could do whatever it damn likes. It could have open borders, free sex-change operations for illegal immigrants, and no-charge facelifts. It could require corporations to put convicted rapists on their governing boards and make it a criminal offense for Christians to go to college. The People's Republic of California could give citizens the constitutional right to crap on the sidewalks instead of restricting that privilege to San Francisco.  What's not to like?

Of course, my proposal has some limitations. First of all, the town of Bakersfield--home of Buck Owens, Merle Haggard and the Bakersfield sound--would continue to be part of America.  And the Ronald Reagan Library.  That goes without saying.

And America would keep the military bases and Disney Land.  But Hollywood would be happier if California were a separate nation, and Americans are tired of Hollywood movies anyway.

Think about it. Kicking California out of the USA would solve a lot of problems, and I can think of no downsides. And if Americans get nostalgic about the old California, they can watch classic movies: Vertigo, The Big Lebowski, and The Maltese Falcon.

The Dude abides, man.




Wednesday, December 18, 2019

College leaders are the new Marlboro Man--touting dangerous products to gullible Americans

I'm old enough to remember when a lot of Americans smoked cigarettes.

People smoked on buses and airplanes, they smoked in restaurants and bars, they smoked in movie theatres. People even smoked in hospitals and grocery stores. I remember seeing a guy pick up a head of lettuce in the produce section of my local supermarket, and he had a cigarette wedged between the fingers of the same hand that grabbed the lettuce. Hey, no problem!

It's not like people didn't know that cigarettes were dangerous to our health. We all knew people who died slow, painful deaths from lung cancer and emphysema. We all saw elderly people who were basically living skeletons with sunken chests, yellowish skin, and discolored teeth. We knew why cigarettes were called coffin nails. But we ignored all that to appear cool.

Meanwhile, the cigarette industry advertised their products on television. I must have seen the Marlboro Man a thousand times on TV--that rugged, ruddy-faced cowboy with a viral cigarette clamped in his perfect teeth. But the Marlboro Man was a cynical, vicious lie.  Robert Norris, the original Marlboro Man, didn't smoke.

America's college presidents are like the cigarette industry in the 1950s. Just as Madison Avenue pitched cigarettes as sexy,  university leaders blather on and on about the value of higher education, how American graduate schools are the envy of the world, and about the big income bonus that comes with a college degree. They dress up in clown suits (academic regalia) on commencement day as if they were bestowing a high honor on the rubes by handing them diplomas.

But for millions of Americans, higher education's cheery bullshit about the benefits of a college degree are lies. More than 45 million Americans are student-loan debtors; collectively they owe $1.6 trillion. Eight million people are in income-based repayment plans that can last as long as 25 years. Millions have defaulted on student loans that they can't discharge in bankruptcy. College debt hampers Americans from buying homes, getting married, and having children.

Pompous college presidents, administrators, and professors think of themselves as superior individuals with keenly attuned social consciences and highly developed intellects. But they are lying to themselves and the world at large. In reality, they're the new Marlboro Man, selling products that they know are often dangerous.

Cigarettes are sexy and American higher education is the envy of the world.

Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Moody's Investor Services says 1 in 5 small private colleges face "fundamental stress"

Moody's Investor Services reported recently that 1 in 5 small, private colleges face "fundamental stress" and that as many as 15 colleges will close by the end of the year (as reported by CNBC.com). Small liberal arts colleges in the Midwest and New England are particularly under pressure, and four
Vermont colleges have closed within the past year.

What's going on?

First, changing demographics provides part of the explanation. There are simply fewer people in the traditional college-going age, and this population decline is especially acute in rural areas where a great many small colleges are located.

Second, tuition costs have risen sharply in recent years, and potential students and their parents are experiencing sticker shock at the prospect of paying $60,000 to $70,000 a year to attend a small, liberal arts college. Even though liberal arts schools have been discounting their tuition by 50 percent or more, these slashed tuition rates are still often higher than the cost of attending a public university.

Finally, fewer students want to study liberal arts, which has traditionally been the core mission of small, private colleges.  For example, the University of Tulsa, a highly regarded private university, is shifting its mission from liberal arts to science and technology and intends to cut 40 percent of its programs--primarily in the humanities and natural sciences--in order to focus on STEM-related academic programs.

Without question, many small, liberal arts colleges are facing an existential crisis, and they have tried a variety of strategies to boost their enrollments. Some have invested in athletics programs, hoping to attract students who are interested in sports. Others have rolled out new vocation-based majors like criminal justice, sports management, and business administration.

But these tactics are often unsuccessful. A college that was founded to be a traditional liberal arts institution often finds it difficult to break into new areas of study, particularly those fields that have been offered by public universities for decades.

Furthermore, new majors usually require new faculty members--and that costs money.  Colleges cannot easily lay off tenured liberal-arts professors s in order to replace them with business and criminal-justice professors. Schools that try to cut faculty positions in order to balance their budgets often run into threats of litigation, as the University of St. Thomas in Houston recently discovered.

A fair number of private colleges are going to fail in the coming years, regardless of the tactics they employ to boost their enrollments.  Obscure liberal arts schools with religious affiliations seem especially vulnerable because the millennials are far more secular than previous generations. Many young people have no interest whatsoever in religion. Moody's estimate of a 20 percent attrition rate may understate the crisis.

While shopping for a college, potential students and their parents need to realize that the small, liberal arts college they may be considering could be closing in the near future. Does anyone want to take out student loans to attend a college that could be shutting its doors within the next five or ten years?

Tuesday, December 10, 2019

Murrell v. Educational Education Management Corp.: An Ohio Bankruptcy Court Misinterprets "Undue Hardship"

Calvin Murrell was thrown out of work in 2000 due to knee and back injuries. Murrell then attended Stautzenberger College, a private, for-profit community college with a total enrollment of around 300 students. He obtained a degree in web tech at Stautzenberger and then attended Spring Arbor College and Owens Community College, but he failed to complete programs at these schools.

Murrell took out almost $73,000 in student loans to finance his college studies, and in 2018,  he tried to discharge this debt in bankruptcy. He maintained that being forced to repay this debt would create an "undue hardship."

Judge John Gustafson, an Ohio bankruptcy judge, applied the three-part Brunner test to determine whether it would impose an undue hardship on Murrell if he were forced to repay his loans.

"Under the Brunner test," Judge Gustafson instructed, "the debtor must prove each of the following three elements: (1) that the debtor cannot maintain, based on current income and expenses, a 'minimal' standard of living for [himself] and [his] dependents if forced to repay the loans; (2) that additional circumstances exist indicating that this state of affairs is likely to persist for a significant portion of the repayment period of the student loans; and (3) that the debtor has made good faith efforts to repay the loans."

To obtain a discharge of his student loans, Murrell was required to prove all three elements of the Brunner test. Educational Credit Management Corporation opposed the discharge, arguing that Murrell failed to pass any of the Brunner test's three elements. ECMC produced a witness who testified that Murrell was eligible to participate in an income-based repayment plan (IBRP) that would require him to pay between $63 and $94 a month.

Judge Gustafson observed that Murrell's family income was about $44,000, consisting of $32,893 earned by Murrell's wife and $13,068 in Murrell's Social Security Disability payments. Judge Gustafson concluded that with a little belt-tightening, Murrell and his wife could make monthly student-loan payments of $63 to $94 a month and still maintain a minimal standard of living. Therefore the judge refused to discharge Murrell's student loans in bankruptcy.

In my view, Judge Gustafson misapplied the Brunner test when he ruled that Murrell's student loans were nondischargeable. The Brunner test does not ask whether a debtor can maintain a minimal standard of living if required to make token loan payments under an income-based repayment plan.  Rather it asks whether the debtor can pay off the student loans and maintain a minimal standard of living.

If Murrell signs up for an IBRP that requires him to pay $63 per month for 25 years, he will never pay off his student loans.  Quite the contrary; his student-loan debt will grow larger with each passing month.

Let us assume Murrell makes monthly payments of $63 under an IBRP. And let us further assume that his student-loan debt accrues interest at 5 percent. Interest at that rate on $73,000 amounts to $304 a month--almost five times the amount of his monthly payments.

Under an IBRP, Murrell's debt will negatively amortize as unpaid interest accumulates and becomes capitalized. Thus, the $73,000 dollars Murrell owes in 2019 will grow to a much larger number by the time 25years have passed.

The essence of Judge Gustafson's ruling is that no one is eligible to discharge student loans in bankruptcy because it is always possible to make token monthly payments under an IBRP. Indeed, debtors in IBRPs who are unemployed and have no income are not required to make any payments on their loans.

Currently, there are 8 million student-loan debtors enrolled in IBRPs.  Virtually none of these people are paying down the principal on their loans. When their repayment obligations come to an end--after 20 or 25 years--they will owe considerably more than they borrowed. This amassed debt will be forgiven, but the amount of the forgiven loans will be taxable to them as income.

This is insane. The only purpose of these income-based repayment plans is to hide the amount of student-loan debt that is not being paid off--hundreds of billion dollars.

References

Murrell v. Educational Management Corporation, 505 B.R. 464 (Bankr. N.D. Ohio 2019).




Thursday, December 5, 2019

Bakersfield College v. California Community College Athletic Association: Court Rules That Mandatory Arbitration Clause is Unconscionable

   In late October, a California appellate court ruled that a mandatory arbitration agreement imposed by the California Community College Athletic Association against a member college was unconscionable and therefore unenforceable. The court concluded that the agreement had been imposed by the Athletic Association against a weaker party that had no power to negotiate and thus was procedurally unconscionable. In addition, the language of the agreement favored the Athletic Association at the expense of member colleges and was substantially unconscionable as well.

Facts

Bakersfield College, a California community college, operates a varsity football program. In order to participate in intercollegiate football competition, the college is required to be a member of the California Community College Athletic Association (the Athletic Association) and to abide by the Athletic Association’s constitution and bylaws.

   The Athletic Association’s constitution authorizes the commissioner of the Southern California Football Association (the Football Association) to impose sanctions and penalties on member colleges.  The constitution also states that a member college that objects to a sanction or penalty may appeal the commissioner’s ruling in a process that ends in binding arbitration.

In May 2013, Bakersfield College was penalized and sanctioned for violating the Athletic Foundation’s bylaws because “the College had provided football players with meals and access to work and housing opportunities not available to others students.” The College appealed this decision through the appellate process outlined in the Athletic Association’s constitution, but it declined to submit to binding arbitration. Instead, Bakersfield filed suit against the Athletic Association and the Football Association for breach of contract and breach of the fair procedure doctrine

   The two Associations argued that Bakersfield had failed to exhaust its administrative remedies by foregoing the binding arbitration process. Bakersfield responded by arguing that it should be excused from participating in binding arbitration because the arbitration provision was unconscionable under California law.  A California trial court sided with the two defendant Associations and ruled that Bakersfield’s lawsuit was barred because the college had not exhausted its administrative remedies.

The California Court of Appeal (Third District) Decision

   On appeal, the California Court of Appeal (Third District) reversed the trial court’s decision. In the appellate court’s view, the challenged arbitration agreement was unconscionable under California law and could not be enforced.   

   The California Court of Appeal began its analysis by stating the law of unconscionability in California. “Unconscionability consists of both procedural and substantive elements,” the court explained.  The court then examined whether the arbitration provision in the Athletic Association’s constitution was procedurally unconscionable.  “When the weaker party is presented the [arbitration] clause and told to ‘take it or leave it’ without the opportunity for meaningful negotiation, oppression, and therefore procedural unconscionability,” the court stated.

   In the case before it, the court continued, “the College had no ability to individually negotiate the terms of the contract at the time it was made. It could not opt-out of the arbitration provision as drafted by the Athletic Association. The uncontroverted evidence supports a finding of procedural unconscionability.” As the court pointed out, Bakersfield had to accept the Athletic Association’s terms if it wanted to participate in intercollegiate athletics, a matter of considerable importance to the college and its students.  “To provide this opportunity to its students, the College had no other alternative -- it had to be a member of the Athletic Association.”

   The court went on to consider whether the arbitration provision was substantially unconscionable.  In making this assessment, the court stated, the paramount consideration is mutuality. “An arbitration agreement requires a ‘modicum of bilaterality,’ meaning the drafter cannot require another to submit to arbitration to pursue a claim but not accept the same limitation when it would act as the plaintiff, without some reasonable justification for such one-sidedness based on business realities.”   

   In assessing the Athletic Association’s arbitration provision, the California appellate court found no mutuality. “The binding arbitration procedure applies only to appeals by member colleges of penalty and sanctions decisions. It is not an alternative dispute procedure applied evenhandedly to all disputes between the parties.” In particular, the provision did not require the Athletic Association to submit its disputes with member colleges to binding arbitration, and thus the provision lacked mutuality.

   The court pointed out other elements of the arbitration agreement that disfavored member colleges.  For example, one subsection authorized the arbitration panel to award costs and attorney fees against a college if the Athletic Association prevailed in arbitration, but there was no parallel language that authorized the panel to award costs against the Association if the college prevailed.   

   The court was also troubled by the manner in which arbitration panel members were selected. Although colleges could nominate panel members, “in practice, the entire master list was solicited, and appointed, solely by the [Athletic Association’s] Executive Director, with no input from member colleges.” In fact, the court noted, “the Athletic Association unilaterally selected all individuals on the master arbitration panel list and did so in secrecy, precluding the colleges from commenting on or objecting to any potentially biased panel member.” Such a procedure, the court state, “does not achieve the minimum levels of integrity required to enforce an agreement to arbitrate.”

   In conclusion, the California Court of Appeal ruled the arbitration agreement that the Athletic Association sought to enforce was both procedurally and substantively unconscionable. “The arbitration agreement is therefore unenforceable,” the court summarized, “and the trial court erred in compelling arbitration of the College’s claims.”

Conclusion

   The court’s decision in the Bakersfield College case has important implications for students who attend for-profit colleges. These colleges typically force students to sign mandatory arbitration agreements as a condition of enrollment. A student has no power to negotiate with a for-profit college regarding arbitration provisions—which are offered on a “take it or leave it” basis. Based on the reasoning in the Bakersfield College case, such arbitration agreements are procedurally unconscionable.   

    Likewise, the terms of a for-profit college’s arbitration agreement may disadvantage students who wish to resolve complaints against their college. For example, in Magno v. College Network, Inc., an arbitration provision forced California students to arbitrate their disputes with a for-profit education provider in Indiana.  Such language, a California court ruled, disadvantaged students in a way that made the arbitration agreement substantively unconscionable and unenforceable.   

   Arbitration agreements have traditionally been favored by the courts. In Dicent v. Kaplan University, an appellate court recently forced a student to arbitrate her claim against a for-profit college rather than litigate. The Bakersfield College provision, which invalidated an arbitration provision as being procedurally and substantively unconscionable, provides strong support for students attending for-profit colleges who want to invalidate a for-profit college’s arbitration agreement and proceed directly to litigation.

References

Bakersfield Coll. v. Calif. Community Coll. Athletic Assoc., __ Cal.Rptr.3d --, 41 Cal.App.5th 753, 2019  WL 5616682 753 (2019).

Dicent v. Kaplan Univ., 758 Fed. Appx. 311 (3d Cir. 2019) (per curiam).

Magno v. College Network, Inc., 204 Cal.Rptr.3d 829332 Ed. Law Rep. 1028 (Cal. Ct. App. 2016). 

NoteA longer version of this article has been published in School Law Reporter, a publication of the Education Law Association.