"Kamala Harris," James Howard Kunstler pithily observed, "was just pulled out of a hat, like a rabbit. And everybody involved knew she was a dud, a slow learner, inattentive, not well-educated, lazy, possibly high a lot of the time, self-medicating due to anxiety, insecurity, purposelessness."
Yet college professors overwhelmingly support Kamala Harris
over Donald Trump for the presidency. According to an Inside
Higher Education poll, 78
percent of college professors plan to vote for Harris on November 5th, while
only 8 percent said they will vote for Trump.
Why? Because a high percentage of college faculty members—like Kamala Harris—are lazy.
Professors feel a kinship with Harris. Like Kamala, most professors speak gobbledegook, a lazy mode of speech, and they find the Vice President's incoherent word salads strangely comforting.
President Biden appointed Kamala as the border czar, but she was too lazy to act on the nation's southern border crisis. Her sloth reassures professors because many aren't doing any practical work themselves.
On college campuses across America, rigor and discipline have
collapsed. Grade inflation is rampant because professors are lazy. It's too damn hard for an instructor to distinguish between an A exam paper and a B. It's easier to give
every student an A grade. Even at Harvard, the nation’s most elite university, 80 percent of undergraduate students have an A- grade average.
Academic assessment in graduate programs is almost nonexistent. Most graduate students get A or B grades, and plagiarism is no longer a serious academic offense. Professors are too lazy to uphold academic standards.
Again, Harvard is an example. Harvard president Claudine Gay
was accused of plagiarizing passages in her
dissertation and three
academic articles. Harvard investigated these allegations and cleared her
of any intentional wrongdoing. After all, plagiarism is no longer an act of
academic dishonesty. It's merely a sign of laziness, and laziness is
not a sin in the culture of American higher education.
We should not be surprised to learn that lazy college
professors support Kamala Harris, a lazy vice president who wants to become our
lazy president.
Kamala wants to be president. How hard can the job be? |